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The Corny Pick-Up Line 1. Girl, you gotta be tired 'cause you been runnin' through my mind all day. 2. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea. 3. Do you have a band-Aid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. 4. Do you have a map? 'Cause Honey, I just keep gettin' lost in your eyes. 5. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, 'cause every time I see you, you turn me on! The Bad Pick-Up Line 1. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. 2. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight. 3. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. 4. You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast. 5. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. The Offensive Pick-Up Line 1. You're ugly but you intrigue me. 2. Is that a tic-tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? 3. You have the face of a saint -- a Saint Bernard. 4. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. 5. You'll do. The Left Field Pick-Up Line 1. Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it. 2. Hi, I make more money than you can spend. 3. Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime? 4. If I pet you, would you follow me home? 5. I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car. The Flattering Pick-Up Line 1. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? 2. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? 3. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you. 4. You are the reason men fall in love. 5. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? Post your favourite pick-up lines below!


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